It all seemed like such hard work,
I'd have to learn Dzogchen meditation in lofty monasteries
Practice yoga with recluses in hidden caves
Learn to eat meat again and not mind
Be kind to strangers
Do the 'course in miracles'
Visit all my favourite gurus
Learn to lucid dream
Enjoy my gruel
Become wise, compassionate and sexless.
I didn't know that a single breeze,
Is enough to blow it all away.