This Guru watches too much TV,
He spits when he talks,
Likes the Lambada.
This Guru might kick you in the balls,
He tells crude jokes,
Treats people as objects.
This Guru used to "body-build".
This Guru sits you in a comfortable chair,
Lets you pee in his toilet,
Then calls you a bloody fool.
This Guru does not act like a Guru
- He is not acting at all.