Saturday, 24 October 2009

The Guru

This Guru watches too much TV,
He spits when he talks,
Likes the Lambada.

This Guru might kick you in the balls,
He tells crude jokes,
Treats people as objects.

This Guru used to "body-build".

This Guru sits you in a comfortable chair,
Lets you pee in his toilet,
Then calls you a bloody fool.

This Guru does not act like a Guru
- He is not acting at all.

(for Ramesh).


1 comment:

tom sullivan said...

Very nice; I think this poem would be widely appreciated among his disciples.